There's a madness to my method

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

#ITS STILL JULY YOU ANIMALS

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timefortigers:

trouserweasel:

wow someone finally wrote a book on clock fetishes

it’s about fucking time

you know the first time i reblogged this i hadnt actually noticed the pun. like i just thought that… someone had actually genuinely irl written a book about clock fetishes, and OP was expressing a sort of…. sarcastic the-world-sure-is-full-of-humans type sentiment?? i reblogged it with this assumption in complete sincerity. i realised it was a pun like the fourth time it came on my dash. i dont know whether im more disappointed in myself for being such a fool or in the world for my perception of it having been incorrect

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

gayweeb:

myheadisspooky:

Aries: breathes often
Taurus: lots of breathing
Gemini: consistently breathes
Cancer: breathing everyday
Leo: has breathed much over the years
Virgo: always breathes
Libra: breathes air
Scorpio: strong breather
Sagittarius: repeated breathing
Capricorn: breathes a lot
Aquarius: routine breather
Pisces: breathes over and over

i dont usually do these but damn that is me

YOOOOOOO these real AF

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